My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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