Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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