Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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