He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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