my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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