I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
