ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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