Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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