He uses pillows to masturbate.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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