I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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