Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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