I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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