Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
now i know why i became what i already was.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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