They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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