YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i love accidental penises.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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