the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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