i jhust puked up my retainher.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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