No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize