And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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