haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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