we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
