Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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