I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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