That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
the raccoons are back...
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