Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i already hear my dad disowning me
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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