So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize