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so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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