ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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