My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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