glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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