I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
