oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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