Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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