Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Someone came in the potted fern
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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