I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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