Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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