he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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