I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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