ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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