Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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