Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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