I love black thongs
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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