Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
