So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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