as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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