So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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