You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
