no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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