I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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