David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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