I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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