We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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