Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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