All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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